Peter Pan is 47. Unmarried. Never a serious relationship. Yeah, she'll cure him!
She's ALL ABOUT this guy, though. It's actually getting a bit nauseating. She's found YET ANOTHER reason to go to Upstate City, this time in October -- plans, people have plans! Now she's going to run a half-marathon. A woman who's never run a 10-K. But Our Hero does them, so....
So while I would have no compunction -- well, okay, one (first, do no harm, damned Hippocratic Oath) -- about seeing Schmuckatelli come down with something...nasty... why can't I get more angry at WAW?
Gosh. Could it be that I'm the man who truly loves her?
No. That would be a stupid answer, right?
Sheesh. Fogged-out pod people.
And now she and her Best Friend are holding WAW out as an EXAMPLE to a third friend of theirs, who they want to get a divorce as well!
What an inspiring lesson WAW is of -- and this is a no-shi'ite direct quote from the chat window WAW left open on my computer (it's definitely on purpose) -- "a strong woman taking charge of her life" (Best Friend's words), who is impressive because of "the speed in which I'm getting out of here" (WAW's words).
Pardon me while I wipe the puke from my keyboard....
In other news, I finished reading the "man's version" of the 5 Love Languages last night. Very interesting stuff, I must say. It was easy to see where I went wrong, but at least I won't make that mistake with the next-ex-Mrs.-SP....
Ahhhhh, crud. Savage thoughts at the end of March.
