"... you have a heart of steel and your nasty too"
I asked why she thought I was nasty (because apparently I'm confident and I'm being confident at her expense or something to that effect?). I told her it's possible she meant to say "heart of stone" and she texted back... "great you're a god damn english professor too!"
If I was drinking anything while reading any of this, I would have shot liquid out of my nose.
I need to be careful because I have joked sometimes and come off as insensitive. I am truely touched by the pain that people here have and share it in my situation. However, you have jsut given me a special moment there and I will have a smile on my face for a very long time remembering that piece of humor!