The smart ass who bought you the "My sources point to No" Only Magic 8 Ball.
Dude...you clearly have never talked to the Magic 8-Ball. There are 4 different answers you can get. But it will always be one of those 4.
Christ. I bet you don't even know how to make one of those thingys out of paper that you put on your thumbs and forefingers and make your friends pick a number....1, 2, 3, 4.....Ok, now pick a color....red, blue, yellow or green...let's say you picked green...