Originally Posted By: Jack_Three_Beans
The smart ass who bought you the "My sources point to No" Only Magic 8 Ball.


Dude...you clearly have never talked to the Magic 8-Ball.
There are 4 different answers you can get.
But it will always be one of those 4.

Christ.
I bet you don't even know how to make one of those thingys out of paper that you put on your thumbs and forefingers and make your friends pick a number....1, 2, 3, 4.....Ok, now pick a color....red, blue, yellow or green...let's say you picked green...

G

R

E

E

N


Now open the flap and see what it says:



Oh

look

Jack....


yours


says








YOU'RE A DORK