Hopeful Husband, AKA, as Tom, Slightly Hopeful. How are you? I never dreamed that I would be longing for one of your too wordy descriptions of your world and your eccentric relationship with wifey.
Tom, you are pretty good. You are so protective of your children. You are, right?
I am wondering whether you are 'straight'? Are you getting through all this 'intimacy' and 'dependency' crud without resorting to Corona Light? Are you?