Oh man, if only you could know it wouldn't give your son emotional damage, I'd suggest you send your W to the pinewood derby finals. LOL. She'd throw down some whoop arse that would really raise the roof. Love to be a fly on the wall to see that one!
Of course you're too much the man to ever expose your son to that one, but you have to admit, it would be amusing to see all the macho dads compete on that level...
