That fence story is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while. I am sorry for you, but to have the fence markings on your forehead is funny
I ended up get 7 stitches in the pinky and had to goto the hospital in Nassau and had a foreign doctor that pointed at pinky and touched it in different places and just said "hurt?" I knew I was in trouble The rest of the trip was ruined for me because I couldn't swim or fish or anything because I couldn't get the finger wet.
The german guy was a big jerk (was drunk), never said he was sorry and his gf or w ended up giving us the bird. But we did get the bottle of champaign but I wasn't old enough to partake in any of it