Originally Posted By: DrHemlock
Ignore all that trash talk, man. Mine said the same thing -- screamed it, in fact: I should have left your a** ten years ago!

Okay. So Dr Hemlock goes into his magic treasure box and pulls out all the cards and notes from 1998. Huh, whaddaya know? Love, love, love, and more love.

Don't believe it, dude.


It's standard affair "script." My wife gave me the same line: "I haven't been happy for YEARS." This was in May 2007. So I pulled out our anniversary card from April, 2007, and our Valentine's Day card from February, 2007, and pointed out to her not only the loving sentiments of the Hallmark copywriters, but of her long, handwritten notes inside of the cards themselves. "I love you very much . . ." "I'm lucky to have you for a husband . . . " etc.

Not exactly great DBing, but I asked her one day, in my best Perry Mason cross-examination, "So were you lying then, or are you lying now?"

She just stared at me as if I'd short-circuited her motherboard.

Puppy