I didn't mean to offend, just journaling the thoughts running through my head so they don't make it out of my mouth. And I know I can't be the only one who's had that thought!
Why, when MY wife was having HER affair, most of the time I kept thinking "My, how I love this woman right now. I just wish I were a REAL puppy, so I could gently lick her face, and let her rub my ears, and I could just love on her and . . . "
