Just keep swimming...PH #5

[pearlharbr]

Ah Puppy, if you were on FB . . .

Ahh, but I am.

Well, if you're interested, I'm friends with Tawnya, JDOllie, silvagod, spellfire, and AmyM.

But I won't take it personally if you're already at your friend limit.

[pearlharbr]

I sent xBF a reply this morning saying this weekend isn't good because I won't be around. About 90 minutes later he responds:

When would the next available good time be?

How about when he11 freezes over?

Seriously, I don't want to see him. I know he doesn't really want to see the cats that badly. I'm getting dangerously close to telling him to take long walk off a short pier (that is if there were actually any water in CO).

[Puppy Dog Tails]

May I suggest Arbor Day, 2012? The little pussies should be pretty happy to see him by then, don'tchathink???

Puppy

[pearlharbr]

Either that or "when you stop f$%^ing that whore." Oops, that's the b!tch talking again. Guess I'm already feeling the effects of the cocktails I'm going to have tonight!

No admonishments please, I was only kidding.

[Puppy Dog Tails]

PEARL!!!!!

[pearlharbr]

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

I didn't mean to offend, just journaling the thoughts running through my head so they don't make it out of my mouth. And I know I can't be the only one who's had that thought!

[Amy M]

And, I'm gonna come right out and confess that I KNOW you are not the only one that's had that exact thought!!!

Have a great weekend, pearl!!!

Hugs!

[Puppy Dog Tails]

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

I didn't mean to offend, just journaling the thoughts running through my head so they don't make it out of my mouth. And I know I can't be the only one who's had that thought!

Why, when MY wife was having HER affair, most of the time I kept thinking "My, how I love this woman right now. I just wish I were a REAL puppy, so I could gently lick her face, and let her rub my ears, and I could just love on her and . . . "

Oh, forget it.

[Silver Fox]

Oh h*ll no, you're not the only one who's had that thought.

I think the men on this board would be shocked at our true thoughts about the WAS and the OW.

[StrgMarvelousWmn]

I had some of the most elaborate thoughts of revenge on the OW in my sitch.

I considered using weed killer on her yard to spell "wh0re" so that when her grass grew in her neighbors would see it. I also considered calling one of those sign rental companies--the ones that put all of those road side sign out--and putting 100 signs in her neighborhood that said-- Its 10pm, do you know where your H is? Call XXX-XXX-XXXX and ask OW if she has seen him. I considered using the same sign company to put signs at her work (DH worked through that office, too) saying essentially the same thing.

I had some other ones, too, but those were the ones that never really left my mind.

Good thing I decided to forgive, instead, huh?

Living God's blessings with grace and dignity~
SMW