Ian, I love "Dirty Jobs!" Oh, and I like the TV show, too.
Anybody know how they pregnancy check a cow?? Not a pretty picture, either...
Trying to NOT fume at my MIL. She just called to tell me about a birthday party for SIL's daughter, my niece. She casually mentioned that the karate belt rack she ordered for Nathan arrived....personalized...non-returnable...
Did I mention that I specifically told her last week when she came to his graduation that I was going to buy him a belt rack as a special present for doing so well in karate??? Trust me, she did not forget I said that. She claims she ordered it for Valentine's Day and it just came in, but I don't believe it. I have been talking about it since Christmas... And she already bought Sydney an Easter coat and was looking for an Easter dress to go with it--I told her I already got Sydney an Easter dress but thanks for thinking of her.
Picture the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond, caring and misunderstood, "I just do these things because I LOVE!!"
Do determine whether a cow is pregnant, you perform "Rectal Palpation"--you stick your arm in the cow's rectum and feel the reproductive tract for a developing fetus ...
OMG!!!!! Nasty!!!! I've seen someone with their arm up a cow's backside before but only during birthing a calf. I didn't have any idea how they checked to see if they were pregnant. Couldn't they bee on a 2x4 coated with some sort of hormone reactive agent? Hmmm....maybe I could invent one..........
T19 M15 S19 XH47 M43 bomb12/4/07 PA5/07 S12/26/07 D final 11/17/08 Back together with no defined R 05/2010 confused....to say the least!!!