I'm sorry, I'm dying over here. How the hell do you get up there? You start off with your knees on his shoulders, like a cheerleader, and then fall forward or something? Just put me in a clown suit and I'll do just fine. I can't stop laughing thinking of me trying to grapple my way into position and my H looking like WTF and both of us ending up on Advil the next morning.

If I ever achieve the kind of sex life that would make this a possibility, I'll ask for the diagram again. LOL!