SMW - the temp tramp stamp would be HILARIOUS, but don't do something just to make H mad, cause then it won't mean anything, and 3 days later, you'll regret it.
It's weird to me that alot of women like tattoos, and alot of guys don't - I also think they are pretty tacky. In my case, my W has absolutely perfect skin - I mean like Dove-model skin - so I think it would suck, but you know...
So, {{{Tawnya}}} - I think you should get a dragon over your whole back, and have the head curl around your side and stomach, and the tail curl up and around your neck.