What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar!

What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
The Washington Redskins!

What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Redskins?
O.J. Simpson at least had a defense!

What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
Both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "JESUS CHRIST"!

How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
Put up goal posts!

What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief!

Why was Jim Zorn upset when the Redskins playbook was stolen?
he wasn't finished coloring in it yet!

How do you beat the Indianpolis Colts?
Send 'em to Texas Stadium!