Tell friend Wil, that I like him more than I like you. While you are saute-ing in the frying pan, I am laughing and I am in awe. Everybody wants to have magic with their ex-lovers...

You have a better relationship, day to day, with your chosen wife than I have with my H. I give up. I defer!

Tom, you are so whacked and intense and wordy and crazy. I bet you win!!