Divorce looming #4

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Our agreement before I head to Florida that will be signed and notorized Monday morning unless I have seriously missed something in this.

Moving
Me and W will agree to the best location in Plano or Frisco for everyone.

Me
1. I will move to Lutz, Florida to study for a new career path and to grow as a man. I will be living with my father.
2. I am expected back by June 30, 2009. This date will be moved up if W’s employment status changes.
3. I will receive a bi-weekly allowance of $240 during this time, provided W is gainfully employed and can afford this sum.
4. I will line up job interviews and send out my resume beginning two weeks prior to returning to Texas.
5. I will not follow W, have W followed, nor snoop through anything W deems personal.
6. I will vacate the house by Monday, February 23rd
7. I will not take the children and leave if the opportunity presents itself unless it is agreed to by both parents.
8. I will not purposefully or unintentionally do anything that will hurt W financially
9. I will not purposefully or unintentionally do anything more to hurt W or prolong this situation with W as a parent, or as a woman.
10. I will cease and desist with all attempts to sleep with W, to reconcile with W anytime in the immediate future unless W has indicated otherwise, or to generally try to make any efforts to extend this situation in any way, shape or form.
11. I will not say anything offensive or derogatory to the children about W.
12. Upon my return to Texas, I will begin to alternate weeks of custody with W.
13. I forfeit alternating custodial weeks if I am not gainfully employed and providing full support of the children by September 30, 2009 until I am again gainfully employed and able to support the children.
14. If I break this agreement or contact OM or OM's W, I will be immediately liable for child support to W in the amount of $661 per month for each month I was unemployed as well as all costs for the children’s health insurance, half the costs for any health costs for the children, all monies paid for both my cell phone and car insurance for all months while unemployed, the additional costs of covering me on W’s health insurance plan, and the total sum of all allowance money paid during the unemployment period. Additionally, W will immediately cease all support for me monetarily.
15. If I break this agreement or contact OM or OM's W, my W will also refuse to entertain any further thoughts of friendship or a relationship with me in the near or distant future altogether. Additionally, W will immediately make arrangements for the exchange of the children during each parents custodial week so that W will never again have to see me unless there is a child emergency, child’s birthday, or an event the child is participating in. In those instances, W will require that I not address her in person unless it is necessary. I will also not be allowed to call W at all. Email and text will be the only allowable forms of communication.


Wife
1. W will not have my move to Lutz, Florida declared abandonment.
2. W is in agreement that she will assist me with my return from Florida. The extent of the assistance will be directly dependent upon my attitude and behavior.
3. W will ensure that I get to speak to the girls at least once daily if at all possible.
4. W will work to ensure the children are able to video chat with me.
5. W will provide regular (weekly) updates to me regarding the children’s well-being and lives.
6. W will contact me and include me (via conference call) on the parent session with kids counselor that is being requested in 2-3 weeks. I will ensure I am available for this session.
7. W will cease to support me in Florida on June 30, 2009 unless I am actively pursing employment and providing daily proof to W until September 30, 2009 and provided W is employed and can afford to.
8. W will not have me served by an officer of the court suing me for divorce.
9. W will not say anything offensive or derogatory to the children about me.
10. W will not take the children and leave if the opportunity presents itself unless it is agreed to by both parents.
11. W will continue to pay for my cell phone charges until I am employed, subject to W’s continued employment and ability to afford such charges. I will not seek another plan. My phone charges are those in association with the current account.
12. W will continue to pay for my car insurance until I am employed.
13. W will continue to pay for health insurance for me until the divorce is final as long as W is employed and can afford to do so.
14. W will obtain my agreement on the Divorce Decree prior to filing with the court. I agree to be reasonable and provide said agreement no later than the end of the 3rd week of March.
15. W will keep the credit card and be liable for all charges incurred. W will also continue to pay this bill on time so as not to damage my credit.
16. If either I or W remarries, the person who has remarried agrees to not seek additional support from the other parent if there is a double income. Additionally, the person who has not remarried will not seek additional support if they are fully able to support themselves and the children.

Financial Assistance for the Children
1. All assistance being requested by either me or W will be for the sole support of the children and will cease immediately when each child reaches 18 years of age.
2. I will begin to provide health insurance for both children as soon as I am employed if my insurance is a better plan and more cost effective than W’s. Regardless of who carries the health insurance for the children, the cost of the health insurance as well as all health care costs will be split equally by both parents.
3. W will provide all support for both children until I am employed. I and W agree to assist one another with support in order for the children to not have to live in an apartment, as each can afford it and provided neither has voluntarily quit, is financially irresponsible, or has taken a position with a salary that is not commensurate to their employment experience.
4. Me and W will each cover the cost of supporting the children during their custodial week. For example, I will pay for childcare and cost of food and entertainment during my custodial week. W will pay for the same during her custodial week.
5. Upon receiving my first paycheck, I will immediately begin supporting the children financially.
6. W will provide health insurance for both children as long as she is employed, able to afford it, and/or until I provide health insurance.