I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here... You'll love this...
D17 just came in my room... "Mom, I am so totally grossed out." Me, "Why? What's up D17?" D17, "Mom, I just went to get my college registration packet out of your office. What's up with the plastic penis on your desk?" Me, "Funny, it wasn't on my desk. It was in a bag in my drawer!" D17, "Oh, yea.. well, I guess I needed a pen, saw the bag, and had to look. Mom, that's gross. I can't believe 43 year-old women have any interest in looking at penis' still." Me, "D17, unless it's shriveled up, with grey hair, they still have some appeal. That's your life lesson of the day." D17, "Nice visual. Should I use this lesson for my 'Commitment in Marriage' religion research paper?" Me, "I think I'd stick to something a little more acceptable at a parochial school."
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
