\My wife is going to leave me in 5 days--help!

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Spellfire,
Well put. I took my daughter out today. We ate lunch and saw a movie. She also helped me pick out some new pants that fit since I lost all this weight in the desert. Nice relaxing day, nobody angry with anyone. I think some of my hair turned black? I only thought of the wife one time during the day. Started getting angry about it and realized it wouldn't do any good. I also happened to pick up hold on to your nuts. Plan to read some tonight after I run for a bit. The wife called after I got home. I let it ring 3 times. I don't want her thinking I'm sitting by the phone. I asked if she wanted to speak with my daughter and she said sure. She didn't talk long. My daughter said she couldn't talk because she had dental work? My daughter said why did she even call if she can't talk? I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it. So this is what it feels like to do what you want all day and not have to answer to anyone for it. Hmmmmmmm. When and if my wife returns home this is one thing that is going to change as I am far too relaxed.