DQ: The "sex closet" cracks me up. OMG... To have a repetoire that requires an entire closet... With BOAS! I don't know if I could ever pull it off. You go, girl. You are a great force of sexuality!
P.S. I think I would've opened the closet and made him paint it. For some reason, I think it's kind of fun to shock strangers. I mean, what would he do anyway? He might be uncomfortable, he might think it's cool, he might be curious and start exploring his own sex life...
