I've Come Full Circle 24

[kat727]

Nothing reflective, just a joke my Dad passed on:

Subj: Cheap Travel




Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At
the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women
buy just one ticket.

'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of
the men.

'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all
three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly, after
the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He
knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens just a
crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes
it and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return
trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single
ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three
women don't buy any ticket at all!!

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed man..

'Watch and learn,' answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and
the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after
the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over
to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door
and says, 'Ticket, please.'

I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women.


kat