OK, this is serious. I've just realized that Valentines Day is fast approaching and I haven't got myself anything yet! I'm really in a bind here cuz I want it to be a really special gift but I just don't know what to get myself. I don't want to get myself something practical, like a vacuum cleaner, cuz I might actually use it! Chocolate would just add some inches to the waistline and then I'd be nagging myself endlessly about it. I was thinking about some sexy lingerie, like red Fruit of the Looms, but then it would just mean more laundry to do. How about a new watch with an inscription "Love will keep us together". All I know is that if I screw this up I'll be sleeping on the couch. I can be such a bitch sometimes. Any ideas out there DBers?
