cute joke.


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL....



MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING
ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED
HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A
SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?





UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.




AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL




'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED
WITH PRIDE.




'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.




HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'




'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.




HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.




THEN, THAT UGLY,




OLD,




BALD,




WRINKLED,




FAT ASS,




GRAY-HAIRED,




DECREPIT




SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,



'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???