Some (all?) of the holistic health stuff is just plain weird IMHO.
It would be entertaining if you could train the parrot to repeat some funny embarrasing phrase (ie. "drink more urine") everytime STBXW got near it.
Sandycay - For your information there was Jenkem which I think has been proved as an urban legend. If it was true, it gives new meaning to the term "sh** faced".