That made me laugh out loud. I think it's wonderful that you have problems because your mother smothered you with love. Mine did too, and I don't care how much love I need now because of it. It was beautiful in all of its craziness. We are lucky that we didn't have cold mothers.
Did you check out NMMNG yet? Did you look at the website and read the boards? It is so cool how all of these men are helping each other. A lot of them are like Strong&Alive in their tone. Cool.