There's a place up the road (just across the MD state line) called the Green Turtle. Looks like a decent Sports Bar so I'm planning on going there unless I find someplace better on Saturday.
Yeah, they tell us about the pony run, but it's not this weekend. That seems to be the main attraction but when it's not happening I think the best they can do is a bowling alley.
A CPA would be a great move. Go for it when you get a chance.