I've Come Full Circle 23

[hopeful4her]

For a true story, that was a really good one

I needed that.

Guy in a bar getting sh*t faced. He tries to get up from his chair and falls flat on his face. He drags himself to a table, pulls himself up, tries to take a step and again, falls flat on his face. Knowing that he HAS to get himself home, he decides to just drag himself home.

In the middle of the night, his wife comes out of the front door and find her husband asleep on the porch. She kicks him and says, "Hey, wake up you drunk ass. You left your wheelchair at the bar again, didn't you?"