Hey LL, I think I'd better stay out of the Smooch thread because it just makes me angry for about 5 different reasons.

I'm going to have to have to stop by my mom's house on the way home and ask if she thought of my step-father as a whore that she had no respect for during the seven years they were "shacked up" before they got married.

Then I'll call my step-mom and ask her why the heck she bought daddy-bull after 23 years of renting. I mean, dang woman, why buy the bull when you can get the stud for free???? OMG, I'm laughing too hard and my assistant is looking at me strangly...gotta go!