so..for chitts and gigles and to maybe help me in my decision making process in my quest for good times and fun...I decided to run the names of all the girls I've been out with..and the ones I have lined up this week..I thought the porno names might help me in the decision making process.. they are pretty much in order of when I went out with them..
BFHS47-this was the crazy one with the birdbath and fru fru dog-her porno name-Jenna Nut
CSR38-Sassy Phukzalot
Cafegirl34-never went out with her-Blondie Strokum
golfcoursebeergirl-Sindy Peachybutt
MHS38-Pinkie Strokum
hotchicImetonline45-Nikki Spankadocious
productionsupervisor40-met her 1st time last night-totally blind-I had no picture to go on-LOL- Blondie Hard-and that fits her.she's blond-she works out 6 days a week, 2 hours a day..and it is rather awesome..and she is very interested and knows people i know..so I'm getting references and info about her..
BF/goodfriendsSIL47-I met her once before but I was with CSR38 my BF told me the SIL wants to meet me tonight and i am supposed to be solo..so ballgame tonight, beer, wings and hopefully a good time-her name would be-Missy Quickie
virginiaschoolteacher41-I take out Saturday night-lots of emails, facebook action and texting + late night phone convos..Tara Cucumber
and major contact from MHS38..I find that funny..I really do. I'm learning lots about women.. she still has not taken care of the stalker guy problem and is just wishing it away..and until he is gone..she can't have the goodness that is me
now for the disclaimer..if you just read all this..I'm dating..I'm not looking for a wife..I'm not looking for a relationship..I want things to develope naturally if I meet someone special...I'm not shoplifting the pootie from single moms..and I'm not bedding these ladies..I'm having fun..I'm having a good time.
If I could figure out this quote thing, you would understand my humor...
I got a kick out of the overbite comment. That was the SHOCK! It was a "LOL" SHOCK, not a "OMG! You friggin' moron SHOCK!"
ahh yes..when I was talking to Mr. Rugmuncher..I got ya..
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Sounds like the production supervisor may try and kick your ass!
between me and you I would consider it an honor if she would kick my asss in a good way or if she prefers in the bad way..I love wrestling..jello, sumo, freestyle, mud..hell I can adapt and overcome....I don't wrestle fair..UMMMM I'll use ....objects.. ..I'll stick my thumb in her...UMMMMM ..eye..or gouge her with somethin...of course all that's in a friendly kind of way
between me and you I would consider it an honor if she would kick my asss in a good way or if she prefers in the bad way..I love wrestling..jello, sumo, freestyle, mud..hell I can adapt and overcome....I don't wrestle fair..UMMMM I'll use ....objects.. ..I'll stick my thumb in her...UMMMMM ..eye..or gouge her with somethin...of course all that's in a friendly kind of way
Yeah,big talk from Maxx Stroker. Besides, alls fair in love and war...& wrestling. She might do more than kick your ass. A boy can hope right?
M:39 H:39 K:S14;D8 T:22yr M:15yrs S:12/28/07 EA/PA 3/14/08 OW preg 11/17/08 born 12/12/08 his ~~~~~~~ Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option