First, as sarcastic as we both are, I really want to thank you for your constant feedback. You're a great guy and good things will happen for you! (No, I'm not gay, and I'm hopelessly heterosexual!)
A friend I work with put it to me this way: "Be a good father, take care of your kids and all else will follow". You're right on target there.
My relationship with the woman from the gym continues to get better every day. This kind of thing will fall on you when you LEAST expect it and you're NOT looking for it.
Your wife is just like mine: "Nothing's too good for wii, and nothing is what he'll get". Hopelessly lacking confidence, waiting for something or someone to make them happy! We KNOW how that works!