And was the email THAT bad? It was the first part, wasn't it?
1. Yes, I've had a fantasy or two about pinch-hitting for the other team, LOL
2. You're just way too damned nice and chatty with her. You are like Karen with her smiley faces, x 20. I'm sure she loves that about you, but you've also NEVER given her a chance to really MISS that about you.