Man, we're all a bunch of wild and crazies, aren't we? I played whiskey poker and Crazy 8s with my boys, and we made a bunch of snacks and watched "Get Smart" on OnDemand. Let them stay up late and watched the ball drop. It's a yearly tradition, they enjoy it, and it will be our last together as an intact family, so I was determined to make the most of it.

Next year, I'm thinking of staying in, running with scizzors, taking two Sudafed and operating heavy machinery. Then I'm going to cut all the tags off my mattresses, pillows and chair pads.

Puppy