What is funny is he told her to send me HIS # to call him. I was like, "What? What would I call him about." You're a moron, and you suck at being macho!
Anyway, I really nailed him tonight, and I'm loving it. W will never let on, but she noticed it. He doesn't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed.
He said basically two things: 1. I demeaned W and was a coward (not true, ridiculous story from W - but I've heard this) 2. I had my chance, stop wasting her time.
He is married, separated/getting divorce, and has three kids 5,3, and 2. What is great is that based on HIS situation, I replied, "A man that can't handle his own marriage shouldn't be criticizing others. Also, a man that doesn't respect marriage (cheating with MY wife) is a coward."
The best thing is that I then zinged him on his lousy grasp of the English language.
And then the very best thing was his attempt at a response: "Oh, man, I'm getting misty." I had to ask W what that meant. And she said, "Crying". I was like "Why is he crying?" She said, "Being sarcastic". I said, "What? Wow. Well, he doesn't matter."
And then she never brought him up again. Bam, sometimes, you know you think of witty things like at 3 am, 6 hours too late? This was one time where I nailed one!
Also, she texted me and kids funny stuff later about Sound of Music.
Sometimes just when you're feeling really crappy, you actually get a little window. What is sad is that I offered to do NY Eve together to W, still trying to be nice, and she said no, but I'm fairly certain she will be with OM.
I'm not obsessing, but it is so sad. W used to be the most family-oriented, loving, kid-wrapped-up, best-mom-in-the-world person EVER!
