Giggle for the day... This one is too funny not to be shared!

A burglar broke into a Christian Family’s home one night. He shined his
Flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange
Voice echoing from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you"

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and
Froze. After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and
Continued Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
Wires, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you"

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
Source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his
Flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. “Did you say that?” He whispered to the parrot.

"Yep" the parrot squawked,"I'm just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? And what is your name?”

"Moses", replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “Wht kind of people would name a bird Moses?”

“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.




Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
-- Bernice Johnson Reagon