Tough way to start year 9 on earth...

[BobbiJo]

Now I have the song "Big Bad John" in my head, thanks....

[Kalni]

"Big Bad John"? I hope little big bad John doesnt pull any "funny" tricks on IL40 and scare her away...
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[BobbiJo]

I don't have access to youtube at work or I would post the song. It isn't so much the words as the booming voice...

[john210]

now it is big bad John (BBJ)....we went from little john to little big john and now we dropped the little and went for bib bad...big bad has not seen any real action lately so he may be a little "excited" when he steps onto the field. Once he gets his first few hits under his belt, he shoud be fine ... LOL

[Wooglint]

Rest assured... he'll always be little John to us

[john210]

Yeah I know Woog....I like litttle John better myself...

[AliSuddenly]

Well then its Big Bad Little John !

John, I know how you feel.. next man that gets his hands on me, it'd be like detonating one of those comedy ACME bombs from Road Runner... well, they might have to chip the rust off first, but then.. I'm ready and able. LOL.. not that I'm volunteering, but you know...

Al x

[fb2]

John and Kerry,

Confucius say:
"Woman who think way to man's heart is through stomach aiming too high"

He also say:
"Man with hand in pocket feel a little cocky"
"Woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down"
"Man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
(so careful Lan)

[smith18]

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.

Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.

Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.

Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.

Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back.

[Wooglint]

All are good but this is my fav:

Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back.