I've Come Full Circle 22

[Puppy Dog Tails]

My wife's OM was 20 years younger than her (he was 28), had HORRIBLE acne, a beat-up old pickup truck with the sideview mirror broken off, and HE LIVED WITH HIS PARENTS!!!

From what I've since learned about affairs, it's very typical for the wayward spouse to "trade down."

- Puppy, who has a good complexion of nothing else