Trying2Live-Post #6

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Friend just sent this it's just for laughs-kinda risky. Will catch up in a bit. Had lots of fun last night and no tears yesterday.....

Twas the night before Christmas, when all throughout OZ

Hoors were guzzling liquor and blowing their schnozz

The phone wasn't ringing, their in-box was bare

All hopes had been dashed. Another lonely year



Married Men and their wives were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of homicide danced in hoors heads;

Hoors in their crotchless undies, vibrator in hand

Settled in for another destitute night in fantasy land



When out on hoor's lawn there arose such a clatter,

Hoor sprang from her bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window she flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the terrifying reality to what was below,

When, what to hoor's bulging eyes should appear,

But a pissed off Betrayed Wife whose mission was clear



With a hunger for vengeance and a wild look in her eye, Wifey roared out a chilling war cry

The hoor shat herself and begged for a pardon just as wifey came crashing through the garden

"Now, hear this you hoor and listen up well, I'm going to get you tonight and send you to hell.

Get your a$s out here and show me your face. I'll get my hands on you, you f-ing disgrace! "



The hoor was crazy scared so she quickly texted Himbo

She waited, she waited and she waited in limbo

Alas there was no word, no rescue from her true love

This is where things went from push to shove



Wifey kicked down the front door and came up the stairs

Her eyes were wild looking like two burning flares

"Where are you you f-ing hoor! I'll get you if I have to kick down every door.

You can't escape and you certainly can't hide.

C'mon biatch, let's take it outside!"



Hoor tried to be quiet but let out a gasp

Wifey heard it and quickly had hoor in her grasp

She dragged the hoor down the stairs by her hair

Then propped her sorry ass up in an old chair

She duct taped her down and out came the gear

Instruments of pain, tools for torture


"So you thought you could steal mine and my children's life?

What you seemed to forget was that I AM THE WIFE!

I am the one he wants and is choosing.

You, f-ing bitch, are the one who is losing.

You thought you could take what wasn't yours.

But now you are the one he abhors.

He never loved you or even cared.

And all those special moments you think you shared?

Well take a good look and see the real truth.

What you had wasn't real, just uncouth.



You fooled yourself year after year.

There wasn't a moment of if he held dear.

No, I'm terribly sorry to say, you were just a free blow job at the end of the day.

He has confessed all and is very remorseful.

All the info he gave me has made me very resourceful.

You are done hoor and you are finished.

Your super luuuurve powers you thought you had - DIMINISHED!



You thought it would be me who was living alone.

Now let me tell you something that will make you groan.

You are unlovable and not worth anyone's while.

Open your eyes hoor, you've been in denial.

You're unwanted, not cared for and not worth a buck.

You'll never have the real deal cuz you're just good for a f**k.



The only reason he was ever with you
was because our marriage became stale, we were sad, we were blue.

He was angry and frustrated and didn't know how to tell.

So he took a detour into your little hell.

And there you were.

Willing and able, to crawl on your knees.... under the table.

You had no conscious, you chose not to see.

Woman to woman you're a travesty!



So open your eyes hoor and have some self respect.

Perhaps if you did you wouldn't always be the reject.

Think about what you participated in.

It's vile, it's immoral and a sin.

Think about the children whose lives you almost destroyed.

The deceit you most skillfully employed.



None of this shall go without payment.

Your day is here it's time for lament.

So hold on hoor while I get my worst instrument of terror."



And then the Betrayed Wife held up a mirror.