And you know those Tennessee guys... they grow 'em bigger in them thar hills. And Mikey forgot to mention he got allll the moonshine he wanted to swill.. on the rocks no less! Why do you think he had so much ice? He's just a very clever fellow.
*hugs*
And I repeat.. the best way to raise the hair on a woman's neck is to be afraid of pain in the nether regions, especially if a woman has had one or more babies. See it as sharing solidarity with her..
"Dear.. I am so we're doing this. This makes me appreciate you all the more. (hug and kiss)." You get to be the first step in the baby process.. what a gift.