Gucci - She LOVES to bait me. I think us arguing makes her feel like I care in some sick way. If I make a joke, then I get "you don't take this seriously". If I'm serious, then I'me mean.
"I'm sorry if it comes across that way -- that's not my intention."
or
"Is that how it comes across? Hunh."
or
"Sometimes I'm serious, and sometimes I'm in a funny mood. I'm okay with how I am, I'm sorry you don't like it."
