1 1/2c. Patience 1c. Courage 3/4c. Tolerance Dash of Adventure 1lb. of Ability
To the above ingredients add:
2T. Elbow Grease
Let stand alone for one year. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat. Sprinkle ever so lightly with money. Knead dough until payday. Season with international spices. Bake 20 years or so until done.
Serve with Pride. *****************************************************************
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