The John Hancock reference cracked me up. Too funny. So, did you sign your name so big that your XW would be able to read it w/out her glasses on? Just curious.
Yes, my friend, it is very sad, but it is no longer your problem. Your kids will be happy b/c you are happy. They will understand the truth w/out you ever speaking a word.
Your actions will tell them all they would have ever needed to know.