Was listening to one of the local pastors on the TV. He just told a joke,
There are two little boys one is an optimist and one is a pessimist. The pessimist little boy is put in a room with a bunch of new toys, they come back 2 hours later and all the toys were torn up and broke. The little boy said this is awful none of the toys work they are all broke. The optimist little boy is put in a room full of horse manure. They come back 2 hours later and the little boy is covered in manure, it is in his ears, his nose, and all over him. They ask the little boy what are you doing? The optimist little boy says, with all of this horse manure there has to be pony in here somewhere.
