A couple guys were sitting on an airplane. One seemed very nervous; biting his nails, sweating. The other guy says "hey pal, what's the matter?" "Oh man, I just found out my company's transferring me to Memphis. I'm scared to death".
"Why?"
"I keep hearing how dangerous it is. Crime, shootings, carjackings, gangs. I hear it's not safe to go anywhere".
The second guy says "Oh, it's not as bad as the media says it is. I've lived in Memphis all my life. Here's what you do. Find a nice home, enroll your kids in a good private school and mind your own business. You'll be just fine."
The nervous guy says "well, I guess I can take your word for it. What do you do there in Memphis?"
"Me? I'm a tailgunner on a bread truck".
Yea Ian..get some of that. LOL..
Ian your such a D**K...man I owe you more than I can ever repay you..you've taught me more in the last year..it's been an amazing learning experience for me..if we ever meet the beers are on me..I may even throw in one of those Hebrew National Hotdogs..
Donna, I love you guys and have spent time a lot of time with Texans so I am not very objective. But we do think you are a bit weird and goofy...LOL!! K
Happy Thanksgiving guys. What a beautiful day here in Upper Northeast Tennessee..clear, no wind, around 57*..it was just excellent..What a great Thanksgiving..lots of good food. with my family and Caleigh..as an added bonus..I made a leaf pile for the kids..4 foot deep..they had a great time..Caleigh was worn out when i took her back..Kim's mom picked her up...and I did not let the wicked witch ruin anything for me...they can kiss my assss..they will no longer ruin me or my days with their crap .
Golf for me tomorrow..and looks like a date with mikeshairstylist38 ..should be fun..
Thanks to all of you for picking me up this year..
Sometimes taking the higher road isn't the easiest but it sure is a better drive...
Thanks for all you do you help more than you will ever know or accept...
You are a true friend...
Brian
sorry I had to hang up on you.. duty calls
very interesting convo with MHS38..very interesting indeed...and she was invited to the 3 doors down concert on Dec. 9th..let's see if she can make that happen..
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