T2L, these are really good. Now I need to make a cheat sheet and write them on my hands!

Here is a few more...

WS: I just need to move out and learn to take care of myself
BS: That's good because I was getting tired of taking care of you

WS: Don't I deserve some happiness?
BS: Yes, we both deserve happiness

Me 53
H 50
D16, D29
M 22 years
bomb 7/08 INH - alien pod replaces H
8/08 - OW (direct report), I work there also
bomb II - H moves 10/1
expose ow 10/22
D to be final 9-09