Well you could not go.

And then you could wonder all the way through the first of the year what you might have let fear rob you of.

Or you could choose to kick fear right off your porch, grab your manhood outta the mason jar and go do Thanksgiving with grace and dignity.

Courage is not the absence of fear but the mastery of it.

What are you afraid you'll look like a dig dork?

Please.

That should be what your WIFE is worried about in light of her actions.

What have you got to be ashamed of???