I always say when life hands you lemons poke a hole in one of them and squirt it in some @sshole's eyes. It'll make you feel better and won't waste the lemon.
Not really. As you can see I tend to do the opposite however I do enjoy a rich fantasy life.
"Fear is the mind-killer" Muad'Dib Me 53, XW 44, DD 14, DS 12 Bomb and OM 12/15/06 Separated 01/02/07 Divorced 05/13/08 X married OM(OMH) 08/2009 Married 06/09/13