WTH is up with "honey" crap? Charm offensive must be getting ready to start. Gotta stay strong and detached.
NO expectations...
Right...
I'm reneging on my plans to watch the kids so I can go to a party....honey.
Stay cool.
I love it when a spouse (usually it's the H) says they will "watch the kids" for you....um, they're YOUR kids!!! I guess that's what I'm doing everyday, watching the kids. LOL.