1. less laundry. 2. No more unsightly nose hair trimmings in the bathroom sink. 3. you've met a lot of cool people you would not have met 4. You've been given "powers" that you can now use..congratulations you now know about DAMS and can avoid them at all cost from now on. 5. You have new words and phrases to enlighten all your new friends with..ie. Batchitt crazy, AOMR etc..