1. less laundry.
2. No more unsightly nose hair trimmings in the bathroom sink.
3. you've met a lot of cool people you would not have met ;\)
4. You've been given "powers" that you can now use..congratulations you now know about DAMS and can avoid them at all cost from now on. ;\)
5. You have new words and phrases to enlighten all your new friends with..ie. Batchitt crazy, AOMR etc..