Rednecks WalMart , Velvet Elvis, A HillBilly Life

[goldeylox]

I'm feeling a little like a vodka gimlet, please. On the rocks.
Mike, I'm just thinking maybe you ought to sleep once in a while, man.
That way, you won't be too tired when you find her. She's out there Mike. Patience.
How do I know this? 'Cause I'm the same boat as you. Only I have Uncle Bob. laidoffex-coworker33 is looking mighty yummy though. And he's very single.