I would sure hate to have a woman love me and want me to accept her as a loving, supportive friend who wants to be intimate (emotionally/spiritually, not just physically). That would certainty suck. Who would want that?

And if she were a super cute blonde former cheerleader who does yoga to stay "flexible".... That would simply be hell....

No wonder Dan can't sleep. The poor guy is miserable...Who wouldn't be in his shoes?