What if?

[breakaway]

OMG! Seriously breakaway?????? Dresses????? I would have burst out laughing at that one. I could never be a teacher.

I'm sure the look on my face was priceless. I will never forget that moment.

Another kid kept saying "My Daddy sleeps naked!" And I kept telling him, dude, that's private. Your daddy doesn't want you telling people that.

So he'd say, "My Daddy sleeps naked! But that's private."