Come on Cinco I am LMAO!!!
Washing cats AZZ?
An hour massage...
you were kidding right?
There is no comparison.... but yeah I get the point....
All I can say is I am very happy for you.
Hey wash the cats AZZ everday if it works~
Just kidding ...
Love ya,
Ava

and PS ~
Stillhope, I get hit on all the time ( the bank, the grocery store, even the damn Car wash!!!!) so you are going to have to wait in line for your Medal of Honor .... there is no reward for that. It is a given if you are married to be loyal. For better for worse in sickness and in health.....


..... and physical beauty? That fades with time.
It is what is on the inside that counts,,
~Honey, you really need to do a lot of work and reading.
Cause when you have intimate, connected Married sex , infused with love and passion?
IT is the hottest F*cking sex there is hands down.
PURE BLISS~

Dont believe me?
Work your a** off for a few years ( 2 steps forward and then 3 back and then brush your knees off and keep on trying) and when you finally have it?
Let me know...
It will knock your socks off.
( Stop being pissy at others and start working your ass off , it takes a Real Man to work his ass off and feeling sorry for yourself will get you nowhere.....)
The only person you can change is you... and if you genuinely do it... MIRACLES AWAIT YOU.
Life is full of trials... it is up to you .... one person can save a Marriage.
All my best ,
~Ava